You're so nebulous sometimes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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