sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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