I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you never un-have a 4some
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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