i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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