She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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