you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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