The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
