i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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