Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Found your dick twin last night
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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