Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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