some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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