Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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