you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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