just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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