I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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