8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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