worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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