Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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