yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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