what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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