Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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