I love black thongs
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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