if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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