im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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