She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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