If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh god the rape fog is back!
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
