i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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