Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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