In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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