is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I love you.
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