went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My liver just had a heart attack.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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