Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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