Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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