mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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