Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
tell me about the fingering
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