I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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