It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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