this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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