wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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