Whod you bang
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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