There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's intense
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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Banned from zoo.
Again?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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