i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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