I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I lost the right to judge tonight
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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