Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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