This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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