Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)