your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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