Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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