question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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