U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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