I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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