Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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