I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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