He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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