I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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