i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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