Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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